There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Randomize
