But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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