I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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