Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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