found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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