im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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