Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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