You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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