i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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