i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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