Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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