So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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