Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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