i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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