you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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