I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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