cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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