I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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