wat bout pragnant strippers??
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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