Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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