I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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