How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I wish i was in the wii world.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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