She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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