I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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