The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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