Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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