return my video game
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I deserve this hangover.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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