Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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