All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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