You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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