Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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