he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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