doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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