just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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