Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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