Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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