wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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