Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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