i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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