normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Randomize
