Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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