I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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