Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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