If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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