if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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