So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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