Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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