Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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