We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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