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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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