My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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